me: i want the thing
someone: i'll buy you the thing
me: nonono i can't let you do that

spork:

It’s called an ORgasm, not an ANDgasm. We’ll get you next time babe…

taggedrne:

taggedrne:

what can be smooth but also rough ;)))))

endoplasmic reticulum

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tagged: +sm  +sailor moon 

samiable:

me + other sailor soldiers i saw today

(sailor!flame princess, sailor pluto, sailor mars, sailor jupiter, and the poster at viz media)

tagged: +my sister 

samiable:

i don’t like it when articles or videos or whatever are titled “x things you’ll feel a particular way about!”

like, how do you know i’m gonna love those three accent braids? are you sure i’m going to be shocked and alarmed by these secrets about frozen? i just think you need to give me some more realistic expectations of the content you’re presenting me, that’s all.

greydelisle:

I thought Pitbull’s first name was “Featuring”.

hope-for-komaeda:

bunnywithacape:

'Olay?'
‘Olay.’
The Fault In Our Sombreros.

Nacho average love story.

it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate fuck this ain’t the fault in our lotions

turntable-thoughts:

glittergooch:

I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match

we joke but this is an actual thing

ineloquentformalities:

drabblemeister:

Finally finished my Carla-Jaeger-being-eaten-by-a-Titan cosplay gown!

Oh my fcking god

ineloquentformalities:

drabblemeister:

Finally finished my Carla-Jaeger-being-eaten-by-a-Titan cosplay gown!

Oh my fcking god

girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

sales-aholic:

Urbanog is having a $7 Deal of the Day Sale! You can score shoes, shorts, and crops tops for ONLY $7. Hurry though, these items are selling out quick! This deal will end tonight at 11:59pm on July 24th. Enjoy :)
For more:  Deals  ♥  Freebies  ♥  Sweepstakes ♥

sales-aholic:

Urbanog is having a $7 Deal of the Day Sale! You can score shoes, shorts, and crops tops for ONLY $7. Hurry though, these items are selling out quick! This deal will end tonight at 11:59pm on July 24th. Enjoy :)

For more:  DealsFreebiesSweepstakes
Kristen Schaal is right in front of me. I might freak out.

Kristen Schaal is right in front of me. I might freak out.

tagged: +Kristen Schaal  +sdcc14